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UK News
Jamie`s Dinner Money[more]
Prince Charles Expresses his disdain for photo call[more]
The Great Velcro, aka magician Lynn Thomas Has rabbit kidnapped from hat by animal rights activist[more]
Corus Urges food manufacturers to use square tins[more]
Teacher Linda Walker Jailed for shooting pellet gun at "vandals"[more]
Rapist Iorworth Hoare Released from prison to enjoy life of Lotto luxury[more]
Expatriate Andrew Pritchard Witnesses "robbery" broadcast from Exmouth via webcam[more]
Psychologist Jane Barnett Says old women are grumpier than old men[more]
World News
The Pope`s Final Hours[more]
Brain-damaged 41 year-old Terri Schiavo Dies after having feeding tube removed by court order[more]
Harry Potter publishers Bloomsbury Expects £20million profit from record print-run[more]
International Fund For Animal Welfare (IFAW) Calls for end to "largest cull of mammals the world has seen"[more]
Missing British tourist Jo-Anne Wau Calls home after mother`s emotional appeal[more]
Brain-damaged 41 year-old Terri Schiavo Dies after having feeding tube removed by court order[more]
President Robert Mugabe Says poll is "anti-Blair election"[more]
Sport
England At Top Of Group Six[more]
Alan Shearer Decides not to retire after all[more]
Tim Henman Beaten 6-4, 6-2 by Roger Federer in Nasdaq-100 Open[more]
Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho Given two-match touchline ban and £9,000 fine after claiming referee had colluded with rival manager[more]
Entertainment
Jonathan King Released from prison after serving three-and-a-half years for sexual abuse of teenage boys[more]
Michael Jackson To face at least one other accuser in court[more]
Christopher Eccleston Quits role of Dr Who[more]
Catherine Zeta Jones Denies reports of role in Dallas movie[more]
Vic Reeves Dropped from motor insurance ad campaign after drink-driving offence[more]
Actor Bruno Ganz "Unmissable" in Hitler biopic Downfall[more]

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