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Sarah Payne Finally Laid To Rest[more]
John Prescott Demands that French government put a stop to Channel blockades[more]
Metropolitan police Admit Notting Hill Carnival crime figures have been distorted "for political reasons"[more]
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Tony Blair Says every criminal in Britain should have DNA test[more]
Local Government Association Unveil proposals for new six-term school year[more]
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Denise Van Outen Faces driving ban after admitting to speeding charge[more]
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England U21 football team Beat Georgia 6-1[more]

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