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UK News
Internet Blamed For High Divorce Rate[more]
Food Standards Agency Says packed lunches are not as healthy as school dinners[more]
Royal Mail Fails to meet all of their 15 performance targets[more]
First minister Jack McConnell Says smoking will be banned in Scottish workplaces within 18 months[more]
Tony Blair Admits crackdown on anti-social behaviour has not reached "critical mass"[more]
Soham Killer Ian Huntley`s ex-girlfriend Maxine Carr Demands boob job on the NHS[more]
Internet café Cyberia Celebrates its tenth birthday[more]
World News
Suicide Bombers Return to Israel[more]
Newspaper tycoon Conrad Black Used publishing company as a "piggy bank", says report[more]
Islamic militants the Army of Ansar al-Sunna Releases film of execution of 12 Nepalese captives[more]
Arnold Schwarzenegger Addresses Republican Party convention[more]
Apple Unveils new iMac G5[more]
Security services spokesperson Ismel Shaov Says hundreds of pupils in secondary school are being held hostage[more]
Sport
Rooney Signs For Man Utd[more]
England Rugby Coach, Clive Woodward Tipped to resign[more]
Tim Henman Beats Ivo Karlovic 7-6, 6-7, 4-6, 6-4, 6-4 in US Open[more]
Former Arlesey Town FC player Simon Carmichael Conned fans and team-mates that his daughter was cancer victim, court is told[more]
Entertainment
Robbie Williams To release electro-pop album under assumed name[more]
Steel River Blues[more]
Nip/Tuck[more]
Raiders of the Lost Ark[more]

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