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UK News
Blair Heart Op[more]
Labour candidate Iain Wright Wins by-election by severely reduced majority[more]
Labour chairman Ian McCartney "Twisted arms" to get union backing for Iraq war[more]
11-month-old Charlotte Wyatt Should be allowed to die, says expert witness[more]
TV regulator Ofcom Says BBC should have state-funded rival[more]
World News
Bush Made Colossal Error[more]
Terrorist group Tawhid and Jihad Kills dozens of children in triple suicide bombing[more]
Chief economic adviser Andrei Illarionov Reluctantly accepts decision to ratify Kyoto climate-change treaty[more]
Mayor Steve Christian Accused of raping girl while his wife gave birth[more]
Coca-Cola Awarded spoof Ig Nobel prize for Dasani debacle[more]
Arnold Schwarzenegger Announces ban on foie gras[more]
Sport
Silverstone Loses Grand Prix[more]
Heart of Midlothian Draw 2-2 with Braga to progress 3-5 on aggregate in UEFA Cup first round[more]
Entertainment
James Bond movie-makers Eon Productions Delay next movie as search for star goes on[more]
Sir Elton John Says he will leave his fortune to godchildren[more]
Cybill Shepherd Is "slapdash" in one-woman show, says critic[more]
Jamelia Wins in three categories at MOBO Awards[more]
Grumpy Old Men[more]
Green Wing[more]
One Night with Barry Manilow[more]
Ant and Dec`s Saturday Night Takeaway[more]
Himalaya with Michael Palin[more]
Rosemary and Thyme[more]

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