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UK News
Government Seize Control Of Railtrack[more]
Tony Blair Dines with French President Jacques Chirac[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Urges witnesses to come forward in Damilola Taylor murder case[more]
Office for National Statistics Says farm incomes have falled 29 percent this year[more]
Sooty the guinea pig Escapes from cage and fathers 43 offspring from 24 females in one night[more]
Former Southampton manager David Jones Sexually abused a boy while working in children`s home, court is told[more]
The House of Commons Vote to lower gay sex age of consent[more]
Psychologist David Lewis Says a square of turf can cure road rage[more]
World News
Supreme Court May Decide President[more]
Thai police Release man charged with murdering backpacker Kirsty Jones[more]
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak Unveils plan for peace with Palestinians[more]
Wealthy socialite Patricia O`Neill Says she is leaving £40million to pet chimpanzee in her will[more]
Sport
David Ginola Wants to leave Aston Villa says Redknapp[more]
Golfer Lee Westwood Tops the leaderboard on day one of the Nedbank Golf Challenge[more]
Terry Venables Has agreed to be Middlesbrough manager[more]
Rangers Beat Kaiserslautern 1-0 in UEFA Cup third round, first leg[more]
Horrified Hussain Felled By Umpire`s Error[more]
Entertainment
Clarissa and the Countryman[more]
The Castaway Diaries[more]
Friends[more]
Beauty queen Priyanka Chopra Wins Miss World 2000[more]
Jim Carrey Stars in children`s christmas blockbuster The Grinch[more]
Chris Evans Stars in new anti-racist TV ad campaign[more]

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