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UK News
Children Accused in Murder Attempt[more]
Dean of Westminster Dr Wesley Carr Turns down £100,000 Da Vinci Code film deal[more]
17-year-old student Jeshma Raithatha Was raped and murdered in attack on secluded path[more]
Convicted killer Sion Jenkins Says he thought his murdered foster daughter had fallen off the roof[more]
Specialist registrar Dr Emma Hern Says long kitchen knives should be banned[more]
Dyson Ranked last in Which? magazine vacuum cleaner customer survey[more]
Editor of Mother & Baby magazine, Elena Dalrymple Says modern mums get three hours less sleep than their parents did[more]
Mobile Telecommunications Health Research (MTHR) Plans £10million programme to research long-term effects of mobile `phone usage[more]
Salvation Army Closes world famous Strawberry Field orphanage[more]
Bonhams Sells Crippen prescription for £293[more]
World News
Dutch Say Nee To Constitution[more]
Gynaecologist Dr Thomas Gent Says G-strings may pose health risk[more]
`Little Mermaid` baby Milagros Cerrón Has successful four-hour operation to separate her legs[more]
Kabul police chief Akram Khakreezwal Killed in mosque bombing[more]
Beauty therapist Schapelle Corby Jailed for 20 years for cannabis smuggling[more]
Former deputy head of the FBI, Mark Felt Admits he was Nixon whistleblower Deep Throat[more]
President Jalal Talabani Says Saddam Hussein will go on trial within two months[more]
Japanese octogenarians Yoshio Yamakawa and Tsuzuki Nakauchi Emerge from hiding 60 years after the end of WWII[more]
Environment ministry spokeswoman Patricia Alpizar Says message in a bottle saved lives of 80 migrants abandoned at sea[more]
Professor of economics Dr Ernst Fehr Develops spray to make investors more trusting[more]
Russian oil tycoon Mikhail Khodorkovsky Sentenced to nine years in a labour camp for fraud and tax evasion[more]
Mother-to-be Erica Brazier Says face of Jesus was on baby`s ultrasound scan[more]
Sport
Cole-gate Ends in Record Fines[more]
Surrey left-hander Graham Thorpe Becomes eighth England international to play 100 Tests[more]
British racing driver Dan Wheldon Wins Indianapolis 500[more]
Michael Owen Scores hat-trick in 3-2 victory over Colombia[more]
Roger Federer On course for career Grand Slam[more]
West Ham United Win promotion to Premiership in play-off final against Preston North End[more]
Entertainment
Big Brother contestant Kemal Favourite to win series six £100,000 prize[more]
Singer Brian Harvey Crushed by his own car in bizarre accident[more]
Coleen Nolan Says she will send her son to a prostitute if he passes his exams[more]
Bob Geldof Calls for a million people to march on G8 summit[more]
Michael Jackson Could have charges reduced by jury[more]
Actor Christian Slater Arrested for "third degree sexual abuse"[more]
Sylvester Stallone To play John J Rambo in third follow-up to First Blood[more]
Trainspotting director Danny Boyle Has made "terribly ingratiating" family film[more]
Socialite Paris Hilton Gets engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 02-06-05 [more]
8 OUT OF 10 CATS[more]

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