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UK News
Betrayed by the MoD[more]
Headmistress Colleen McCabe Jailed for five years for stealing £0.5million from school[more]
West Anglia Great Northern Launches inquiry after passengers claim train nearly derailed[more]
Balloon pilots Andy Elson and Colin Prescot Postpone record balloon flight[more]
Save the Children Says government is failing Britain`s poor children[more]
Sotheby`s Says Tale of Peter Rabbit is most valuable children`s book[more]
World News
Saddam Denies Najaf Massacre[more]
Toyota Launches car that parks itself[more]
Sport
Beckham: We Blew It[more]
Everton Sign four players in as many hours[more]
England Rugby Coach, Clive Woodward Drops eight players from World Cup squad[more]
Entertainment
Magician David Blaine Cuts off own ear in latest publicity stunt[more]
Emma Thompson Booed by audience at comeback premiere[more]
Gwyneth Paltrow Reunited with Joseph Fiennes on stage[more]
At Home With The Eubanks[more]
Holby City[more]
That`ll Teach `Em[more]

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