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UK News
16 Arrested in Race Fix Conspiracy[more]
Former Railtrack boss Gerald Corbett Cleared of Hatfield crash charges[more]
Breakthrough Breast Cancer To recruit 100,000 British women for 50-year study[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Unveils trial of satellite tracking system for offenders[more]
Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) Says "splatometer" test proved insect numbers are in decline[more]
Department of Trade and Industry Says women`s waistlines have expanded six inches in 50 years[more]
Transport Secretary Alistair Darling Proposes new range of speeding penalties for motorists[more]
World News
School Hostage Crisis Day Two[more]
Vice president Dick Cheney Accuses Senator John Kerry of "habit of indecision"[more]
UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan Calls for rapid deployment of more international peacekeepers in Darfur[more]
Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence programme (SETI) Says they may have found evidence of alien civilisation[more]
Ikea Causes stampede leading to three deaths on store opening day[more]
Sport
Woodward To Join Southampton FC[more]
Sir Alex Ferguson Says hotheaded Rooney will be in good hands[more]
LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant Cleared of rape charge as alleged victim refuses to testify[more]
England cricket team Beat India by seven wickets in one-day international[more]
Entertainment
Westlife Top first every official download chart[more]
Rock star Pete Doherty Escapes jail over flick-knife charge[more]
Steven Spielberg Opens Film Festival with romantic comedy The Terminal[more]
TV chef Jamie Oliver Is ripping off customers, says restaurant guide[more]
DOC MARTIN[more]
HAMBURG CELL[more]
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: LANGAN IN IRAQ[more]
DOCTOR SLEEP[more]

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