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UK News
British Woman Soldier Killed In Iraq[more]
Thatcherite tycoon Lord Hanson Dies, aged 82[more]
Secretary of State for Culture Tessa Jowell Fails to sway backbenchers with changes to Bill[more]
Science and technology select committee Blames lack of funding for Beagle 2 Mars probe flop[more]
Commons Select Committee on Health Says patients with allergies are let down by "ignorant" GPs[more]
Murdered barman David Morley Was survivor of Admiral Duncan pub bombing, say friends[more]
World News
Bush vs Kerry Neck and Neck[more]
16-year-old suicide bomber Amer al-Fahr Kills three Israelis and himself in attack outside shop[more]
Jaish-al Muslimeen, aka Army of Muslims Offer to negotiate British hostage release with UN envoy[more]
Sport
Vogts Quits After Fan Spits[more]
Norwich City Draw 1-1 with Manchester City[more]
Glenn Hoddle Tipped to be new manager of West Bromwich Albion[more]
Tim Henman Qualifies for Masters Cup by default[more]
Entertainment
Gardens through Time - The Regency Garden[more]
Champions League Live - Arsenal v Panathinaikos[more]
Who Do You Think You Are?[more]
The Smoking Room[more]
Quentin Tarantino Says his next film will be in Mandarin[more]
Damien Hirst Designs Band Aid record sleeve[more]
Actor John Challis To reprise role of Boycie in Only Fools & Horses spin-off[more]
Jimi Hendrix To feature in performance by Royal Ballet[more]
TV presenter Matthew Kelly To play serial killer in ITV drama[more]

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