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UK News
Maxine Carr May Get Bail[more]
Lady Archer Unfairly dismissed long-serving personal assistant, tribunal is told[more]
Fire Brigades Union Likely to strike as pay talks break down[more]
11 year-old Danielle Duval To have tracking device implanted in her arm[more]
Retired joiner John Scouler Was hit by 100mph train and survived[more]
Tony Blair Backs pre-emptive strike on Iraq[more]
GP David Baillie Admits needlessly shaving woman`s pubic hair[more]
World News
African Leaders Maul Blair[more]
Keiko the killer whale (aka Willy) Seeks out human company after six weeks of freedom[more]
Sport
Magpies Make Comeback[more]
Roy Keane Uses hip operation to escape FA punishment[more]
Lee Bowyer and Jonathon Woodgate Called up for England friendly[more]
Entertainment
Anthea Turner To make mainstream daytime TV comeback[more]
Bjork Had flat robbed while she slept[more]
Uri Geller Is first to be kicked off celebrity Survivor show[more]
Ms Dynamite Nominated for six MOBO awards[more]
Two Men in a Trench[more]
Fame in the Family[more]
Kids[more]

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