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UK News
Major Brands Blair Liar At Tory Conference[more]
Ford Accused of rigging figures over price cuts[more]
Sir Fred Pontin Dies, aged 93[more]
Airport security staff Fail to spot concealed weapons in security spot check[more]
Internet expert Lucian Hudson Appointed as government "webmaster general"[more]
Lord Tebbit Says women are unsuited to politics[more]
Lord Phillips of Worth Matravers Presents results of official BSE inquiry[more]
Solicitor Sally Clark Loses appeal over killing of two baby sons[more]
Birdseed seller Bernard Rayner Loses his license to sell pigeon food to tourists[more]
Lord Williams of Mostyn Opens official inquiry into Marchioness river boat disaster[more]
World News
Leaders Hold Crisis Talks Over West Bank[more]
Slobodan Milosevic Claims opposition leaders are controlled by Western governments[more]
British Rocket enthusiast Ben Jarvis Breaks amateur rocket record with 35,000ft ascent[more]
Sport
"Devastating Double Whammy" For Collymore[more]
Newcastle United midfielder Kieron Dyer May not be fit for England v Germany match[more]
Manchester United Report 25 per cent drop in annual profits[more]
Entertainment
Robbie Williams Loses copyright infringement case[more]
Big Brother housemate Nick To host his own game show[more]
Gwyneth Paltrow Reunited with lover Ben Affleck[more]
Catherine Zeta Jones Flies home to Wales with baby Dylan[more]
Film maker Charles Stone Introduces new greeting into popular culture with Budweiser ad[more]
Surviving Paddington[more]
The 11 O`Clock Show[more]
Animal Hospital[more]
A Very British Murder[more]

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