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UK News
Clinton Turns On Charm As He Turns On Bush[more]
Edwina Currie Says John Major was "atrocious" and policy was "evil"[more]
Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute Publishes genetic code of malaria parasite[more]
Consignia Announce rise in price of stamps[more]
Former Chief Inspector of Schools Mike Tomlinson Says 304,205 A-level papers may need re-grading[more]
Carjacker Dwaine Williams Admits murdering estate agent for his car[more]
Teen health expert Dr Sarah Creighton Says girl of 16 has been pregnant 10 times[more]
British Egg Information Council Decides to sell eggs in round boxes of seven[more]
World News
Shoe Bomber To Plead Guilty[more]
George W Bush Wins support of Congress for war on Iraq[more]
Workers Party leader Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva Leads election race in which 18,880 candidates make TV political broadcasts[more]
Sport
Second Round Beckons For Gunners[more]
Liverpool Beat Spartak Moscow 5-0 in Champions` League group B[more]
West Bromwich Albion Lose 3-1 to second division Wigan in Worthington Cup[more]
Entertainment
Robbie Williams Says "I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams"[more]
Garage duo Ginja and Lee-O Release club version of Only Fools & Horses theme[more]
Kylie Minogue Launches Ford Streetka at motor show[more]
East Cheshire NHS Trust To show Coronation Street videos to nurses from the Philippines [more]
Reese Witherspoon Has deposed Julia Roberts as "queen of the romantic comedy", say critics[more]
HOME FRONT IN THE GARDEN[more]
THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN[more]
WILD NEW WORLD[more]

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