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UK News
Blair Promises Cash For Flood Protection[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Unveils fuel crisis strategy as panic buying begins [more]
Former Railtrack boss Gerald Corbett Admits rail repair programme will cause six months of delays[more]
Chris Woodhead Resigns as chief inspector of schools[more]
Shell Announce profits of £6.6billion[more]
Garry Kasparov Loses world chess championship for first time in 15 years[more]
Horse trainer Henry Cecil Fined £3,000 for drink-driving incident[more]
Para Sgt Kevin Waterhouse Died in kinky sex game, inquest concludes[more]
Inventor James Dyson Unveils unique new Contrarotator washing machine [more]
Scottish Qualifications Authority To resign over exam results "fiasco"[more]
World News
Two Die In Jerusalem Bomb Blast[more]
George W Bush Admits he was guilty of drink-driving incident 24 years ago[more]
Al Gore Solicits the "grey vote" [more]
China Airlines pilots Say they saw doomed Flight SQ006 take off from wrong runway[more]
Three rhinos and 24 giraffes Spend 40 days and nights at sea in quarantine dispute[more]
Sport
Stewart Hopes His Reputation Will Survive[more]
Sven Goran Eriksson Says he is motivated by challenge, not money[more]
Tim Henman Loses 3-6, 6-3, 6-4 to Lleyton Hewitt in Eurocard Open[more]
Entertainment
Britney Spears Runs up £8,000 bar bill on night out[more]
Unemployed solicitor Kate Heusser Is second person to win £500,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire[more]
Geri Halliwell Poses nude for calendar[more]
Uri Geller Sues Nintendo over Pokemon "slur"[more]
Headless[more]
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Fort Boyard[more]

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