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UK News
No Ban on Smacking Children[more]
Powergen Announces steep rise in fuel prices[more]
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens Calls for police marksmen to abandon strike[more]
The Food Commission Says Fiji mineral water is best-travelled bottled water on sale in Britain[more]
Fashion designer Phoebe Philo Named Designer of the Year at British Fashion Awards[more]
Solicitor Joss Payne Handles sale of £100,000 beach hut[more]
Branston Pickle makers Premier Foods Warn of shortages after factory fire[more]
17 year-old Lauren Miller Drives over 100ft cliff hours after passing her driving test[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Says passports will double in price to pay for ID cards[more]
World News
Outspoken film maker Theo van Gogh Stabbed and shot dead in the street[more]
Eta leader Francisco Múgica Garmendia Among veteran terrorists calling for end to violence[more]
The Queen Calls for 21st century friendship with Germany[more]
Kazakhstan-based airline Air Astana Says "everyone is in shock" after engineer is sucked into jet engine[more]
Bush Has Won, Say Republicans[more]
Sport
Wenger`s Not For Panicking[more]
Tim Henman Beats Paradorn Srichaphan 6-3, 6-4 in Paris indoor tournament[more]
Entertainment
John Peel Said he wanted to be remembered as "quite a good dad"[more]
Jamaican reggae singer Sizzla aka Miguel Collins Should be banned from touring Britain, says gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell[more]
Brad Pitt To buy Jamie Oliver`s house[more]
AMERICAN PIE 2[more]
FULL ON FOOD[more]
THE POWER OF NIGHTMARES[more]

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