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UK News
Congratulations, Gordon[more]
Shadow attorney general Dominic Grieve Demands wider inquiry into Blunkett visa scandal[more]
Former Glasgow MP George Galloway Awarded £150,000 for Telegraph libel[more]
Alleged killer David Bieber Sentenced to life withour parole for murder of PC[more]
TV producer Laurence Rees Says 45% of British people have not heard of Auschwitz[more]
Marks & Spencer Extends 20% discount after website disaster[more]
World News
Bush: No Comment On Annan Scandal[more]
Marathon Runner Lloyd Scott Completes 2,700 mile coast-to-coast penny farthing ride[more]
Defence Undersecretary Ernesto Carolina Says death toll will rise as 137mph Typhoon Namandol hits[more]
Alleged sex killer Joji Obara Gives evidence in trial for murder of British nightclub hostess Lucie Blackman[more]
Jewish bank Leumi Announces new credit card that will not work on the Sabbath[more]
Congressman Henry Waxman Says Bush administration funds false, religious sex education[more]
Sport
Scots` World Cup Dream Still Alive[more]
Entertainment
Antonio `Huggy Bear` Fargas Evicted from celebrity jungle TV show[more]
Actor Colin Salmon Tipped to be the first black James Bond[more]
Ben Affleck Has minimal appeal in best of this year`s feeble christmnas flicks[more]
Max And Paddy`s Road To Nowhere[more]
Little Britain[more]
America`s Sweethearts[more]
The South Bank Show[more]
Mastermind: Grand Final [more]
Timewatch: The Mystery of the Missing Ace[more]

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