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UK News
The Battle Of Margaret`s Shoulder[more]
Minister for the Arts, Estelle Morris Opens inaugural BlindArt exhibition [more]
Boots Share price drops 4% in one day after profits warning[more]
Tony Blair Says hundreds of terrorists are plotting attacks on Britain[more]
Muslim schoolgirl Shabina Begum Wins battle against school that banned her from wearing traditional religious dress[more]
Office for Standards in Education (Ofsted) Says gang culture is widespread in secondary schools[more]
Health Secretary John Reid Says a flu pandemic could kill 50,000 people in Britain[more]
HSBC Reports record profits of $17.6billion for 2004[more]
Andrew Wragg, father of a terminally-ill 10 year-old Murdered son in act of selfishness, court is told[more]
Killers Patrick Docherty and Brendan Dixon Jailed for minimum of 25 years each for brutal murder of 91 year-old[more]
World News
Inside Michael`s Bedroom[more]
Prosecuting lawyer Philippe Cosnard Says parents sold child to sex ring "for a new car tyre"[more]
Electronic engineers Dr Andrea Alu and Dr Nader Engheta Say they are developing a cloak of invisibility[more]
National Guard commander Major-General Osman Ali Says 115 died in Hilla suicide bomb[more]
Bashar al-Assad Promises to withdraw all troops from Lebanon within a few months[more]
Prince Charles Gets welcome kiss from 62 year-old fan[more]
Sport
Beckham To End Career At Madrid[more]
Chelsea Beat Liverpool 3-2 after extra time in Carling Cup final[more]
Spurs Beat Nottingham Forest 0-3 in FA Cup fourth round replay[more]
Ian Woosnam To captain Europe`s Ryder Cup team[more]
Delia Smith Screams at apathetic crowd in half-time "rant"[more]
Entertainment
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 04-03-05 [more]
Grumpy Old Women[more]
Pakistani, Actually [more]
X-Rated: The TV They Tried to Ban[more]
The Seven Wives of Alexander Spencer[more]
Champions League Live[more]
Secret Map of Hollywood[more]
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy [more]
Will Smith Is "irresistibly sexy" in "so-so romantic comedy"[more]
Ricky Gervais Had almost £200,000 stolen by identity thief, court is told[more]
The Queen Doesn`t recognise anyone at gathering of rock legends[more]
Clint Eastwood Wins Oscars for Best Picture and Best Director[more]

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