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UK News
BBC Move News To Ten[more]
Shadow Home Secretary Anne Widdecombe To Announce Fixed Fines for Cannabis Users[more]
Lord Jeffrey Archer Appears in Court on False Alibi Charge[more]
Lord Jeffrey Archer Appears in Court on False Alibi Charge[more]
Inventor James Dyson Wins patent court battle with Hoover[more]
Former chancellor Kenneth Clarke Accuses Michael Portillo of `blithering nonsense` over Europe[more]
Westminster City Council Announce plans to introduce `gas guzzling` pavements to ease pollution[more]
Alan and Louise Masterson Announce fight to choose the sex of their baby after daughter dies in fire[more]
Burglar Stephen Davis Jailed after leaving a receipt at the scene of the crime[more]
Animal Lover Jim Smith Takes his hens on the motorway to make them lay[more]
World News
US Test-Tube Baby Designed to Save Sister`s Life[more]
John Lennon`s assassin Mark Chapman Denied parole after serving twenty years for murder[more]
Al Gore and George W. Bush Clash over tax cuts, drugs and abortion in first presidential campaign debate[more]
Israeli and Palestine Troops Threaten peace talks with renewed violence[more]
Sport
Owen and Cole to Lead England Attack[more]
Britain`s Olympic Medallists Return home with plea for more funding[more]
Manchester United Vow to continue spending despite drop in profits[more]
The German Football Federation Rocked by tabloid scandal[more]
Entertainment
David Beckham Accused of fabricating `baby snatch` story by Andrew Morton[more]
Cheers stars George Wendt and John Ratzenberger Lose court fight over rights to their characters[more]
A History of Britain[more]
The Dream Academy[more]
Trial and Retribution IV[more]

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