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UK News
Britain Goes to the Polls[more]
12 year-old Alex Cole Shot dead by friend in accident with air rifle[more]
Convicted killer Chaha`Oh-Niyol Kai-Whitewind Fails to overturn conviction for murder of her baby son[more]
Chef Heston Blumenthal Says he is "fastidious about hygiene standards" after poor council report[more]
Alleged Real IRA bombmaker Sean Hoey Charged with Omagh bombing[more]
President of the Royal College of Surgeons, Hugh Phillips Says surgeons should be addressed as "Doctor" not "Mister"[more]
National Union of Teachers Pays tribute to teacher raped by pupil in her classroom[more]
30 year-old machinist Paul Dyson Admits unlawful killing of girlfriend Joanne Nelson[more]
Teachers` union boss David Hart Says government policy is like "putting an alcoholic in charge of a bar"[more]
64 year-old grandmother Ann Mahoney Suspected of murder after discovery of babies` bodies[more]
Snooker player Quinten Hann Denies sexual assault charges[more]
Animal Liberation Front (AFL) leader Keith Mann Jailed for threatening animal lab director[more]
Eaglemoss Publications Apologises for comic that encourages children to grow deadly bacteria[more]
World News
Jackson Prosecution Rests[more]
Alleged al-Qaeda terrorist Abu Farj al-Libbi Arrested after gunfight near Afghan border[more]
Greenpeace co-founder Bob Hunter Dies of prostate cancer, aged 63[more]
Disgraced army reservist Private Lynndie England To be retried after plea bargain collapses[more]
Islamic militants the Army of Ansar al-Sunna Claims responsibility for deaths of 60 in suicide bombing[more]
First Lady Laura Bush Says she is a "desperate housewife"[more]
Sport
Liverpool Winner Was No Goal[more]
Ernie Els Wins BMW Asian Open[more]
Entertainment
Eric Clapton Performs with Cream for first time in 37 years[more]
American Idol judge Paula Abdul Accused of helping contestant in exchange for sex[more]
The BBC To bring back Dixon of Dock Green[more]

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