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UK News
Tears Of The Last Survivors[more]
BSkyB Loses one-fifth of its value in a day[more]
Transport Minister David Jamieson Unveils alcolock device to stop drinkers from driving[more]
Water regulator Ofwat Says bills need to rise by 13%[more]
HMV spokesman Gennaro Castaldo Says ultra-violent Manhunt game is selling fast[more]
World News
Legendary Photographer Dies[more]
African Union To send 3,000 troops to protect Darfur observers[more]
Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon Represents Britain at The Rock`s 300th birthday[more]
Attorney general Geoff Plant Announces enquiry into polygamous sect accused of trafficking teenage girls[more]
Petroleum Minister Mani Shankar Aiyar Can`t move into his official residence because it has been taken over by monkeys[more]
Marine biologist Yutaka Takeuchi Successfully alters salmon`s reproductive organs so it lays rainbow trout eggs[more]
Sport
D-Day For FA[more]
Scots cyclist David Millar Banned for two years and stripped of title[more]
Arsenal In talks to sign Porto midfielder Maniche Ribeiro[more]
Entertainment
Will Smith Sings greatest hits for fans at I, Robot premiere[more]
The BBC Says Daleks will appear in new series of Dr Who[more]
Big Brother housemate Stuart Evicted from the house[more]
Mathematician Anna Sigler Comes up with formula for perfect horror film[more]
Celebrity Place in the Sun[more]
What I Wish I`d Known When I Was 20[more]
Picking Up the Pieces[more]

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