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UK News
Mo Mowlam To Stand Down At Next Election[more]
Siamese twins Jodie and Mary Future in the balance as judges call for second opinion[more]
Deputy Chief Constable Ian Beckett Indecently assaulted two women civilian workers, court is told[more]
William Hague Launches Conservatives` pre-election manifesto, Believing in Britain[more]
Three disgraced prison officers Sentenced to 12, 15 and 18 months respectively for assault on inmate[more]
Marks & Spencer To open 12 factory outlet discount stores[more]
Efdex.com Calls in the receivers[more]
`Ali G`, aka Sacha Baron Cohen Voted personality of the year at TV Quick Awards[more]
Jenny Seagrove and Christopher Cazenove Star in West End version of Brief Encounter[more]
Pub singer Martin Murphy Picked from the crowd to duet with Robbie Williams[more]
Liz Hurley To move in with her mum after Hugh Grant split[more]
One Day in September[more]
Waking the Dead[more]
Manhunt: Evil Calling[more]
World News
"Plain Speaking" George Bush Swears On TV[more]
John Lennon`s assassin Mark Chapman To apply for parole[more]
French accident investigators Say metal that burst Concorde tyre came from American DC10[more]
Eight dead In light aircraft crash[more]
Brad Pitt Says British government should "right the wrongs" inflicted on Northern Ireland[more]
Anthea Turner Photographed walking on the beach on honeymoon with Grant Bovey[more]
Sport
Cricket: England Raise Wisden Trophy[more]
Mary Pierce Retires injured after first set of fourth round match in US Open[more]
Fulham FC To offer £1.5m for Tottenham striker Les Ferdinand[more]
Asian ref Gurnam Singh Accuses the FA of racism after dismissal[more]

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