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UK News
"Three Spliffs And You`re Out" Say Police[more]
Education and Skills Secretary Estelle Morris Apologises after teacher vetting programme causes disruption[more]
Biology Professor Stephen Harris Claims study shows that hunting does not reduce fox population[more]
15 year-old Kaiser Osman Stabbed to death by boys aged 14 and 11, jury hears[more]
McDonald`s To design new "hedgehog-friendly" McFlurry carton[more]
World News
Tanks Begin Journey To The Gulf[more]
General Colin Powell Jeered as Earth Summit draws to a close[more]
Keiko the killer whale (aka Willy) May have to be killed, claims whale expert[more]
Technology researcher Stavros Antifakos Unveils smart-assembly wardrobe for DIY dummies[more]
Sport
Keane Hit With Disrepute Charge[more]
Sven Goran Eriksson Frustrated as David Beckham withdraws from England squad[more]
Geoff Boycott Reveals he has been diagnosed with cancer[more]
Entertainment
Darren Day Evicted from Celebrity Survivor jungle[more]
20-year-old former waitress Kelly Clarkson Wins US Pop Idol with 9 million votes[more]
Hugh Grant To star as Prime Minister in new romantic comedy[more]
Napster Closes for good after court blocks financial "lifeline"[more]
BBC Breakfast presenter Sophie Raworth To be "the new Huw Edwards" as BBC shuffles newsreaders[more]
Rick Stein`s Food Heroes[more]
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The John Thaw Story[more]
Peter Kay`s Phoenix Nights[more]

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