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UK News
Widdecombe`s Cannibis Crackdown Backfires[more]
British Airways Suspends 11 pilots for drinking before flights after C4 exposé[more]
Dame Helena Shovelton Resigns from National Lottery Commission over Branson debacle[more]
Rover Produce the last ever Mini Cooper[more]
Alleged serial killers David Mulcahy and John Duffy Stand trial for four year rape and murder "rampage"[more]
Cambridgeshire police Arrest family alleged to have imprisoned woman in their house for nine months[more]
Nat West Bank Is Britain`s least favourite bank, according to Which? survey[more]
World News
Middle East Peace Talks[more]
Slobodan Milosevic Receives legal lifeline as courts annul elections[more]
Al Gore and George W. Bush Go head-to-head in TV debate[more]
Vodafone To invest £1.7billion in Asian telecoms company[more]
Killer Michelle Bica Cuts unborn baby from pregnant woman`s womb[more]
Sport
England v Germany: Two Days To Go[more]
England cricket team Play Bangladesh in ICC Knock-out tournament[more]
Christies Auction Sir Garfield Sobers`s cricket bat for £54,257[more]
Chelsea To take midfielder Wim Jonk on loan from Sheffield Wednesday[more]
Entertainment
Holby City[more]
Modern Times[more]
Film 2000 with Jonathan Ross[more]
Craig David Cleans up at MOBO awards[more]
JK Rowling Donates £500,000 to National Council for One Parent Families[more]
Broadcasting Standards Commission Deem Chris Morris`s Channel 4 comedy series Jam "unacceptable"[more]

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