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UK News
Suicide Bomb Kills Black Watch Three[more]
John Prescott Has "cherished dream" of English devolution shattered[more]
Transport Secretary Alistair Darling Orders review of all 5,000 speed camera locations[more]
Drunk-drive killer Craig Smith Has six-year dangerous driving jail sentence cut to five[more]
Office for National Statistics Says 191,000 British citizens left the country[more]
The Ministry of Defence Dismisses latest Gulf War Syndrome study[more]
Sainsbury Launches new breed of pea that doesn`t roll off your plate[more]
World News
Arafat Close To Death[more]
George W Bush Sets agenda for second term[more]
Spammers Jeremy and Jessica DeGroot Face nine years in prison for email abuse[more]
Sport
FA Weak On Mutu[more]
Newcastle United Beat Dinamo Tbilisi 2-0 in UEFA Cup Group D[more]
Tim Henman Loses 7-5, 6-1 to Mikhail Youzhny in Paris Masters[more]
British Olympic 10,000 metres runner Paula Radcliffe Says she has come to win New York City marathon[more]
Christies Raises £150,000 in auction of art works inspired by David Beckham[more]
Entertainment
Eastenders star Leslie Grantham Sacked from Albert Square[more]
Billy Bob Thornton Stars in "outrageously funny" christmas movie[more]
Sir Elton John Is working on sitcom about ageing rock star[more]
John Peel To have public funeral[more]
MY DAD’S THE PRIME MINISTER[more]
THE SIMPSONS[more]
FRIDAY NIGHT WITH JONATHAN ROSS[more]
John Peel Tribute [more]
Journey to the Centre of the Earth [more]
Himalaya with Michael Palin[more]
The Crazy Rulers of the World[more]

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