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UK News
Smokers "Should Be Criminals"[more]
Murder suspect Ian Huntley`s girlfriend Maxine Carr Calls former lover "that thing" in court[more]
Horticulturalist Dr Chris Prior Warns that new Sudden Oak Death outbreak could "ravage Britain`s woodlands"[more]
The Chief Medical Officer, Professor Liam Donaldson Says doctors who steal organs will go to jail[more]
Bridegroom Michael Honeysett Sentenced to nine months for brandishing gun at his own wedding[more]
World News
Bush Dodges Steel War[more]
Chechen rebels Blamed as train bomb kills 19 and injures 50[more]
Reverend Burrell Cannon Built an aeroplane a year before the Wright brothers, say locals[more]
The Queen Goes on "fake" market walkabout[more]
Tony Blair Insists Zimbabwe`s exclusion from Commonwealth summit "has nothing to do with racism"[more]
Czech composer Vaclav Halek Releases `Musical Atlas of Mushrooms`[more]
Sport
Euro 2004 Ban Looms For Rio[more]
Spin bowler Murali Muralitharan Decimates England batting order, taking 7-46[more]
Sir Alex Ferguson Recovers from "Blair-style" heart treatment[more]
Entertainment
The BBC Accused of rewriting history over Dunkirk documentary[more]
Gladiator star David Hemmings Dies from a heart attack aged 62[more]
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Announce they are expecting a baby[more]
David Beckham To appear in The Simpsons[more]
Through Hell for Hitler: Timewatch[more]
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross [more]
The Big Read: Top 21 Revealed [more]
Bowling for Columbine[more]

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