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UK News
£47m Further Funding For Dome[more]
William Hague Unveils "striking new social agenda" in Tory manifesto[more]
Cambridge University rugby blue Nicholas Buoy Accused of raping teacher at drunken party[more]
Rolls-Royce Drops out of FTSE Top 100[more]
Highways Agency technology director Richard Eastman Says future cars will run on "autopilot"[more]
Health Secretary Alan Milburn Unveils spending plans to combat prostate cancer[more]
Siamese twins Jodie and Mary Present unique legal dilemma as row over life and death continues[more]
Former Greenpeace chief Lord Melchett Says GM crops are a greater threat than nuclear waste[more]
British Film Institute Names Fawlty Towers as all-time best British TV show[more]
Noel Gallagher Announces that he has split with wife Meg Mathews[more]
Clickmango.com To close down after fundraising attempts fail[more]
Michael Jackson To deliver child welfare speech to Oxford Union [more]
Coronation Street star Denise Welch Says she is expecting a baby[more]
Big Brother housemate Anna Guaranteed place in final as Craig, Mel and Darren face eviction[more]
Big Brother housemate Nick Predicts Mel will get the chop[more]
The National Football Awards[more]
Modern Times[more]
Young Guns Go For It[more]
World News
Paras Return To Sierra Leone[more]
Internet Service Provider AOL Faces anti-trust challenge to merger with Time Warner[more]
Transport Minister Jean-Claude Gayssot Fails to meet demands of drivers in oil refinery blockade[more]
Bill Clinton To meet with Ehud Barak and Yasser Arafat at UN summit[more]
Sport
Fortune Takes United To The Top[more]
Manchester City Beat Leeds United 1-2[more]
Spurs Beat Everton 3-2[more]
West Ham United Draw 1-1 with Sunderland[more]

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