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UK News
Pipe Bomb Attack On Schoolgirls[more]
Ken Livingstone Attends gay "wedding"[more]
Education and Skills Secretary Estelle Morris Announces plan for increased private sector involvement in schools[more]
British Association Launches scientific search for the world`s funniest joke[more]
42 year-old systems analyst James Wannerton Suffers from rare disease which makes him "taste words"[more]
Civil Aviation Authority Restores Concorde`s certificate of airworthiness[more]
Scotland Yard Investigates officers over bogus overtime on Damilola murder case [more]
World News
Zimbabwe: Mugabe Thugs Threaten Ian Smith With Axes[more]
Pharmaceutical giants Glaxo Wellcome and SmithKline Beecham Sued over "addictive" anti-depressant[more]
News Corporation Clinches deal to bring cable TV to Guangdong province[more]
The CIA Gets "Hollywood make-over"[more]
French police To demolish 110ft cult statue[more]
Sport
Liverpool Strikers Put England At Top Of Group[more]
Scotland football team Lose 2-0 to Belgium[more]
Wales football team Lose 3-2 to Norway[more]
Northern Ireland football team Beat Iceland 3-0[more]
Venus Williams On course to meet sister Serena in US Open final[more]
Entertainment
Blur To be hung in National Portrait Gallery[more]
David Baddiel Has become a father[more]
The Armando Iannucci Shows[more]
Rebus[more]
The Concorde Story[more]

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