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UK News
Britain Will Pay In Blood To Oust Saddam[more]
Kent police Warn that serial rapist is "becoming increasingly violent"[more]
British Energy Seeks government bail-out as insolvency looms[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Tells convicted rioters to stop whining[more]
Christian Research Says 24% of clergy support euthanasia[more]
Retired engineer David Griffiths Says squirrels found truffles in his back garden[more]
World News
Afghan Leader Cheats Assassin`s Bullet[more]
Palestinian leader Marwan Barghouthi Begins trial for murder[more]
Viagra manufacturer Pfizer Says elderly British people have less sex than the French[more]
Sport
Vaughan Notches Up Fourth Ton Of The Season[more]
Lennox Lewis Expected to line up Tyson rematch after relinquishing IBF title[more]
Michael Owen Says England players are honoured to represent their country[more]
Entertainment
Chris Evans Signs seven-figure book deal with HarperCollins[more]
Comedienne Rhona Cameron Voted off celebrity Survivor show[more]
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