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UK News
Hague Challenges Blair To Early Election[more]
Channel 4 Documentary claims BA pilot drank ten pints before falling asleep in cockpit[more]
Murder witness Alan Decabral Shot dead in Kent car park[more]
Dame Elizabeth Butler-Sloss To make "right to die" ruling in Human Rights Act test case[more]
Survivors of the Paddington rail crash Join families of the dead to commemorate first anniversary[more]
Cornwall police Discover bodies of murdered mother and four children[more]
World News
Serbia Liberated By People`s Revolution[more]
13 year-old Muhammad Abu Aasi Hailed as Palestinian martyr during pause in violence[more]
Mountaineer Davo Karnicar To ski down Mount Everest[more]
Al Gore Accused of series of fabrications in campaign speeches[more]
President Robert Mugabe Defies court ruling on control of national media[more]
Sport
England v Germany: One Day To Go[more]
England cricket team Beat Bangladesh in first round of ICC KnockOut Trophy[more]
Scotland football team Face San Marino in World Cup 2002 qualifier[more]
Entertainment
Brotherly Love[more]
The Bill[more]
Can You Live Without... Your Secretary[more]
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Support charity for abducted children[more]
Eddie Murphy Returns in Nutty Professor sequel The Klumps[more]
Canadian novelist Margaret Atwood Favoured to win Booker Prize[more]
Madonna Appears on Dolce & Gabbana catwalk[more]
Keanu Reeves Challenges Woody Harrelson to Kung Fu fight in party spat[more]

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