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UK News
Expensive BA`s Humiliating Defeat[more]
Tree surgeon Patrick Holmes Chainsaws town christmas tree in drunken dare[more]
Former Southampton manager David Jones Cleared of sex assault charges[more]
Beach house owner Pamela Voaden Sues town council for invasion of sand fleas[more]
Home hygiene expert Prof Hugh Pennington Says tea towels and washing-up bowls should be banned[more]
The Guardian To sue government over royal family`s infringement of Human Rights Act[more]
William Hague Promises £8billion in tax cuts after election victory[more]
World News
US Warns Against EU Force[more]
Al Gore Returns to State Supreme Court to appeal manual recount ruling[more]
Israeli forces Seal off Palestinian village after vigilante riots[more]
Keio Electric Railway To introduce women-only carriages to combat "groping" problem[more]
African National Congress Expected to lose ground to white-led Democratic Alliance in municipal elections[more]
Yoko Ono Uses John Lennon`s blood-stained glasses in anti-gun advert[more]
Sport
Colin Cowdrey Honoured with tributes following death, aged 67[more]
Arsenal Draw 2-2 with Bayern Munich in Champions` League Group C[more]
Stan Collymore Turns up for football practice with head encased in bandages[more]
Smith Smashes Winner Past Doomed Lazio[more]
Entertainment
Julia Roberts Is number three in top 50 most powerful Hollywood women[more]
Gary Lineker Renews £1.5million deal to advertise Walkers Crisps[more]
Schoolgirl Julia Burchell Gives up university career to star in Crossroads[more]
The Gambler[more]
North Square[more]
Sheena Easton: Never Can Say Goodbye[more]

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