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UK News
This Is a Resigning Issue[more]
Trade Minister Patricia Hewitt Calls for crackdown on computer game age ratings[more]
Cambridge biochemist Prof Sir Tom Blundell Says government dietary advice could jeopardise depleted fishing grounds[more]
Health Secretary John Reid Considers plan to train nurses as surgeons[more]
British Academy of Composers and Songwriters Accuses broadcasters of pocketing £175million-a-year in royalty payments[more]
Tory security spokesman Patrick Mercer Proposes "right to fight back" in Householder Protection Bill[more]
World News
70 Iraqis Dead in Weekend of Violence[more]
General Pervaiz Musharraf Admits security forces have no idea where to find Osama bin Laden[more]
Prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra Criticised for littering as 120 million origami birds fall from the sky[more]
Ariel Sharon Welcomes home jailed spy after release of six Egyptian students[more]
US embassy spokeswoman Carol Kalin Says US consulate staff have been taken hostage in raid[more]
Sport
Dream Draw For Yeading[more]
Newcastle United Beaten 4-0 by Chelsea[more]
England cricket team Beat Zimbabwe by 74 runs to win one-day international series 4-0[more]
Leicester Tigers Beat Wasps 31-37 in Heineken Cup Pool 1[more]
Entertainment
THE CURSE OF OIL[more]
THE TURNER PRIZE 2004[more]
BAND AID 20[more]
TOUTS ON TOUR[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 06-12-04 [more]
Janet Street-Porter Evicted from celebrity jungle TV show[more]

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