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UK News
IRA Was Behind £22m Bank Job[more]
Scotland Yard Arrests three suspects in Damilola Taylor murder hunt[more]
Alleged killer Luke Mitchell Claimed to smoke 80 joints a day, says detective constable[more]
Missing student Sally Geeson Sent "please help me" text message to friends[more]
Tony Blair Refuses to confirm that Gordon Brown will remain at Treasury[more]
Murder victim Tina Stevenson Stabbed in the back while heavily-pregnant with twins[more]
Novelist Andrea Levy Expected to win £30,000 Whitbread Book of the Year award[more]
Muslim cleric Abu Hamza Says he cannot appear in court because his toenails are too long[more]
Michael Howard Says he would stay on as Tory leader if he loses election[more]
Office for National Statistics Names top boys` and girls` names of 2004[more]
Professor of Paediatrics Kate Costeloe Says almost half of very premature babies suffer from disabilities[more]
Kensington & Chelsea Council Plan to take down road signs, barriers and traffic lights in Exhibition Road[more]
World News
The Sorrow and The Pity[more]
Prime minister Mahmoud Abbas Condemns Israelis after tank shell kills of eight youths[more]
Nelson Mandela Says his son Makgatho has died of AIDS, aged 54[more]
Governor of Baghdad Ali al-Haidri Assassinated alongside six of his bodyguards[more]
Alleged British arms smuggler Hemant Lakhani Begins trial for trying to sell missiles to militants[more]
Agricultural Research Service Says organic ketchup helps fight cancer[more]
Sport
Ref`s Error Cost Spurs Dearly[more]
England cricket team Lose to South Africa by 196 runs in third Test[more]
Middlesbrough FC Lose 2-0 to Chelsea as leaders widen gap[more]
Birmingham City chairman David Sullivan "Sickened and depressed" by Robbie Savage transfer request[more]
Southampton Sign 31-year-old Tottenham midfielder Jamie Redknapp[more]
Entertainment
Actor Jeremy Edwards Favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother[more]
Actress Sienna Miller Shows off £20,000 engagement ring from Jude Law[more]
The BBC Receives more than 15,000 complaints over screening of Jerry Springer: The Opera[more]
New York rock band The Bravery Named 2005`s "next big thing"[more]
World Shut Your Mouth[more]
Jerry Springer Night: Jerry Springer: The Opera[more]
Midsomer Murders[more]
ER[more]
25 Years of the Comedy Store: a Personal History by Paul Merton [more]
The Others[more]
Judge John Deed[more]

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