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UK News
Worst Terror Attack in UK History[more]
`Asbo tsar` Louise Casey Says campaign against binge drinking is "nonsense"[more]
Christies Sells Canaletto painting for a record £11,432,000[more]
Portsmouth City Council Threatens to fine septuagenarians for feeding ducks[more]
Nintendo addict James Tuffs Killed baby for interrupting his game, claims mother[more]
Gambler Ian Carswell Wins £800,000 on 194,000-to-one accumulator[more]
Killer Christopher Willsher Jailed for life for stabbing his wife 112 times[more]
Charity Communities That Care Says one-in-ten teenage schoolboys in capital has carried a gun[more]
Liberal Democrat MP Nick Harvey Bans hairbrushes in Parliament to stamp out headlice[more]
Psychologist Dr Ed Keogh Says women feel pain more than men[more]
Coin-counting machine manufacturer Coinstar Says 2p is Britain`s least favourite coin[more]
Fire Brigade Rescued teenage sleepwalker from 130ft crane[more]
College faculty head Mark Reavell Offers his students shopping trip to New York if they finish course[more]
World News
The Music, The Money and The Mob[more]
Computer virus creator Sven Jaschan Admits to unleashing Sasser virus[more]
Prime minister Manmohan Singh Condemns terror attack on disputed holy site[more]
WHO regional director Dr Shigeru Omi Says battle against bird flu has reached "tipping point"[more]
Associate professor of family medicine Dr John Spangler Says daily showers could cause permanent brain damage[more]
NASA Celebrates success of Deep Impact mission to crash probe into comet[more]
Mother of 13 year-old twins Debbie Beasley Gives birth to "third triplet"[more]
Sport
London Will Host 2012 Olympics[more]
Tennis player Andrew Murray Rises 99 places in ATP world rankings[more]
Roger Federer Wins Wimbledon men`s singles final[more]
Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard Commits his future to the Kop[more]
Cyclist Robbie McEwen Disqualified from Tour de France third stage for headbutting fellow Aussie[more]
British Lions Beaten 48-18 by All Blacks[more]
Racing driver Fernando Alonso Wins French Grand Prix[more]
Entertainment
Chris Evans To make comeback on Radio 2[more]
Big Brother contestant Makosi Says she thinks Anthony might have got her pregnant[more]
Rapper Lil` Kim Jailed for a year and a day for perjury[more]
Luther Vandross Dies, aged 54[more]
The BBC To bring back Jackanory[more]
Red Dust[more]
DoNoVan[more]
Escape to the Legion[more]
Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned[more]
You Are What You Eat[more]
Open Golf Highlights[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 07-07-05 [more]

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