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UK News
IRA Offers Arms Compromise[more]
Scotland Yard Releases picture of Ealing bomb suspect[more]
Office for National Statistics Says British industry is "officially" in recession[more]
DrugScope Says three-quarters of businesses think lunchtime drinking should be banned[more]
Ken Livingstone Gives up his battle to "save" the Tube[more]
World News
New Clue To Outback `Killer`[more]
Bill Clinton Signs $8million deal to publish memoirs[more]
Albanian rebels Accused of using ceasefire to rearm as peace deal falters[more]
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il Says roast donkey is one of his favourite meals[more]
Taliban Arrest Christian missionaries [more]
Sport
Athletics: Brit Edwards Wins Triple Jump Gold[more]
British Olympic athlete Dean Macey Leads decathlon after first day at World Championships[more]
Olympic 100 metres champion Marion Jones Beaten in 100 metres at World Championships[more]
Entertainment
Ben Affleck Checks into rehab centre[more]
Joss Ackland Admits that most of his films have been rubbish[more]
The Real Hughie Green[more]
The Bill[more]
The Hitch-Hiker`s Guide to the Galaxy[more]
EastEnders[more]
Perrier Dismisses call for Fringe Festival boycott[more]
Robbie Williams Promotes Anthony Nolan Trust[more]

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