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UK News
Dome Troubleshooter: It Should Not Have Been Built[more]
Lord Justice Ward Says he can`t sleep at night because of deliberation over Siamese twin case[more]
boo.com To be resurrected by American fashion retailer[more]
British motorists To be charged £4 per gallon for petrol[more]
Film-maker Desmond Wilcox Dies, aged 69[more]
Cambridge University rugby blue Nicholas Buoy Says his life is "blighted" despite being cleared of rape[more]
Princess Beatrice Arrives for first day at new school[more]
Noel Gallagher To fight estranged wife Meg for custody of daughter[more]
Woolworths Recalls 25,000 "micro-scooters" after boy loses fingertip[more]
George Best Is "back on the booze"[more]
Daryl Hannah Says there will be no nudity in her Seven Year Itch performance[more]
Blind Ambition[more]
Secret Agent[more]
Roswell High[more]
World News
UN Workers Butchered In West Timor[more]
Prime Minister, Lionel Jospin Warns government will "go no further" to negotiate with blockade leaders[more]
Al Gore Promises alternative to tax cuts for middle income Americans[more]
Brad Pitt Tipped to play caped crusader in Batman 5[more]
West Side Boys Demand scholarships to study abroad in hostage crisis[more]
Sport
Chelsea Squander 2-0 Advantage In London Derby[more]
Tony Blair Says football transfer fees should not be abolished[more]
Liverpool Beat Aston Villa 3-1[more]
Middlesbrough FC Draw 3-3 with Derby County[more]

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