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UK News
Tory Leader: Finish What Thatcher Started[more]
Sainsbury Launch inquiry into snake head found in child`s food[more]
Engineer Mark Champkins Tipped to win inventors` award with new self-heating crockery[more]
Lord Jeffrey Archer Could be disciplined for writing prison memoirs[more]
Sinn Fein`s chief administrator Denis Donaldson Accused of possessing documents "likely to be of use to terrorists"[more]
World News
Terrorists Caused Tanker Explosion[more]
Bertrand Delanoe Stabbed in stomach at all-night party[more]
Workers Party leader Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva Fails to win clear majority in presidential election[more]
Pope John Paul II Canonises a new saint[more]
Salvage company Odyssey Marine Exploration Allowed to keep massive share of lost British gold[more]
Sport
On-Form Arsenal Unbeaten In 30[more]
Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand Drops out of England squad for Slovakia and Macedonia games[more]
Golfer Padraig Harrington Wins Dunhill Links championship[more]
Rangers Draw 3-3 with Celtic[more]
Chelsea Lose 1-0 to Liverpool[more]
Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone Says Ferrari should be handicapped to make F1 more exciting[more]
Entertainment
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A MAN`S BEST FRIEND[more]
THE OFFICE[more]
Dixons Says magnetic Rolex is all-time favourite James Bond gadget[more]
Fame Academy contestant Marli Buck Tipped to win top prize[more]
Actor Jude Law`s two year-old daughter Rushed to hospital after eating ecstasy tablet[more]

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