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UK News
Siamese Twins Jodie and Mary Separated[more]
The Environment Agency Issues a record 52 severe flood warnings[more]
The Queen Mother Breaks collarbone in fall[more]
Gordon Brown Says 26p fuel cut is "unaffordable"[more]
Prince Charles Says mankind is to blame for floods[more]
The Bank Of England Releases new ten pound note[more]
PM`s son Euan Blair Named Britain`s most eligible bachelor in Tatler`s Little Black Book[more]
32 year-old mother Marie Trueman Accused of manslaughter as baby "bakes to death" in car[more]
EC president Romano Prodi Says Britain will lose influence in Europe if it does not join single currency[more]
World News
America Goes To The Polls[more]
Hillary Clinton Slightly ahead in race for senate[more]
Bather Kenneth Crew Killed by 19ft Great White Shark[more]
The European Commission Sues tobacco companies for smuggling[more]
Israeli forces Kill 17 year-old boy as protest violence continues[more]
Sport
Derby County Draw 0-0 with West Ham[more]
Wales rugby league team To play Papua New Guinea in Lincoln World Cup quarter finals[more]
Kevin Keegan Is the victim of FA smear campaign, say friend Channon[more]
Hutchings Sacked For Bradford Failures[more]
Entertainment
Cilla Black Says she`s ready to "turn the page" a year after husband`s death[more]
Madonna Performs live for first time in eight years[more]
James Bond movie-makers Eon Productions Consider Robbie Williams to succeed Pierce Brosnan[more]
The Real Paula Yates[more]
The Sins[more]
The Booker Prize 2000[more]

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