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UK News
Trimble Election Ends In Scuffle[more]
Scotland`s First Minister Henry McLeish Offers to pay his way out of expenses row[more]
Artist Martin Creed Makes Turner Prize shortlist with empty room[more]
Refugee Osei Kwaku Survives after stranger pushes him under Tube train[more]
Kent policeman PC Karl Bluestone Bludgeoned his wife and two children to death before committing suicide, inquest concludes[more]
The Queen Pledges her support for British Muslims[more]
Psychologist Dr Howard Steele Says children bathed by their fathers are more sociable[more]
Sir Ranulph Fiennes Says he sawed off his own frostbitten fingers and thumb in garden shed[more]
GP Harold Shipman May have killed three people in one evening, inquiry is told[more]
World News
Bush Threat: `You Are Either With Us Or Against Us`[more]
Basque separatist group Eta Blamed for rush hour car bomb[more]
US Federal Reserve Board Cuts interest rate for tenth time this year[more]
Sport
England Rugby Coach, Clive Woodward Calls up Jason Robinson for Australia game[more]
Celtic Beat Stirling Albion 8-0 in CIS Scottish League Cup[more]
FIFA Asks for dog meat to be taken off World Cup "menu"[more]
Oxford United Call in bishop to lift gipsy curse[more]
Lewis Splits With Maloney After 12 Years[more]
Entertainment
Terence Stamp To play Jeffrey Archer in movie[more]
Channel 4 To screen new Star Trek series[more]
Paul McCartney Says he has talked about having children with Heather[more]
Wild Africa[more]
The Color Of Money[more]
Flying Scared[more]

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