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UK News
Hague: Queen`s Speech Is All Spin[more]
Michael and Rina Attard Revealed as parents of conjoined twins Jodie and Mary[more]
Ann Widdecombe Tours seedy Soho nightspots with police[more]
The Queen Opens British Museum`s revamped Great Court[more]
The Post Office Warns of delays in christmas post[more]
Damilola Taylor`s father, Richard Urges public to come forward with information about boy`s murder[more]
Prof Chandra Wickramasinghe Says BSE may have come from outer space[more]
Sainsbury Start supermarket petrol price war[more]
Trading Standards officers Warn of knock-off perfumes containing urine[more]
World News
Life Sentence For US "Spy"[more]
Antiques dealer Arthur Rosenblat Auctions electric chair for £16,000[more]
George W Bush Confident of victory as press begin to speculate on cabinet[more]
Freeserve Sold to French internet company Wanadoo[more]
Gulf War veteran Mike Coburn Wins right to publish SAS memoirs[more]
Sport
United Storm Schwarzenneger[more]
England cricket team Claim three wickets before the break on first day of Final Test[more]
Alec Stewart To sue over match-fixing allegations[more]
Alec Stewart To sue over match-fixing allegations[more]
Bridegroom Neil Hutchinson Had left testicle bitten off in post-wedding brawl, court is told[more]
Entertainment
Britney Spears Wins Album Artist of the Year award at Billboard Music Awards[more]
Alicia Silverstone Wins Plain English Campaign`s Foot in Mouth award[more]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer[more]
Horizon[more]
The Science of Crime[more]
Julian Lennon Says he blames Yoko for his father`s absence[more]
Jennifer Saunders Says she is writing new series of Absolutely Fabulous[more]
Dudley Moore Denies newspaper claims that he is on his deathbed[more]

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