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UK News
Prince Charles Gets married a day late[more]
Secretary of State for Culture Tessa Jowell Announces compromise to save Gambling Bill[more]
MG Rover Collapses[more]
Tony Blair Calls general election for May 5th[more]
Alleged killer Lynda Iddon Hired men to murder millionaire husband, court is told[more]
Convicted sex offender David Harris Jailed for wearing women`s clothing[more]
Sunday league footballer Tommy Slattery Punched to death by opponents at end of match[more]
Interactive Advertising Bureau Says online ad spending has surpassed radio[more]
Gerry Adams Calls on IRA to lay down its arms[more]
BNP chairman Nick Griffin Charged with four counts of inciting racial hatred[more]
World News
Pope Laid to Rest[more]
Foreign minister Michel Barnier Says "no" vote in EU constitution referendum would cause EU "crisis"[more]
Human Reproduction expert Professor Didi Braat Says smoking has "devastating" impact on women`s fertility[more]
Former Kurdish guerrilla leader Jalal Talabani Named country`s first post-war president[more]
Novelist Saul Bellow Dies, aged 89[more]
Prince Rainier Dies, aged 81[more]
Sport
Chelsea Beat Bayern Munich 4-2 in Champions` League[more]
Newcastle United Beat Sporting Lisbon 1-0 in UEFA Cup quarter-final first leg[more]
West Bromwich Albion Beat Everton 1-0[more]
Rain Holds Key to Masters Victory[more]
Wisden Names five Englishmen as 2004 Cricketers of the Year[more]
Entertainment
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 08-04-05 [more]
The BBC To bring back Muffin the Mule[more]
TV presenter Natasha Kaplinksy Announces engagement to investment banker after whirlwind romance[more]
Vic Reeves Banned from driving for six months[more]
Michael Jackson Gave young boy oral sex, claims former Neverland security guard[more]
Pierce Brosnan Tipped to play James Bond again[more]

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