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UK News
Daring Dome Diamond Robbery Foiled[more]
The Environment Agency Issue 43 severe flood warnings on 26 rivers[more]
Siamese twin Gracie Attard (aka Jodie) In critical but stable condition after life-saving operation[more]
Gordon Brown Makes pre-budget statement[more]
Marks & Spencer Announce closure of six stores as profits slump[more]
Defence minister Lewis Moonie Says former Japanese POWs will each be paid £10,000 compensation[more]
Former Railtrack boss Gerald Corbett Says rail chaos is due to "wrong trains on wrong tracks"[more]
32 year-old mother Marie Trueman Cleared of manslaughter charges over baby in car[more]
World News
2000: Year In Review: Bush Win In Doubt[more]
Hillary Clinton Wins senate seat[more]
President Jacques Chirac Supports ban on bone meal in animal feed[more]
US senator George Mitchell To investigate Middle East violence[more]
Sport
Keegan Sues Over Betting Allegations[more]
Watford Unbeaten streak ends with defeat by Sheffield Wednesday[more]
Rangers Bow out of Champions` League with 2-2 draw against AS Monaco[more]
Arsenal Lose 3-0 to Shakhtar Donetsk in Champions` League Group B[more]
Entertainment
Former Eastenders star Danniella Westbrook Shocking photo helped combat teen drug abuse, says Hellawell[more]
Canadian novelist Margaret Atwood Wins Booker Prize for The Blind Assassin[more]
Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders Debut new live comedy sketch show[more]
Bonhams To auction Elvis Presley`s US army uniform[more]
Ruby[more]
Back to the Floor[more]
The Money Programme[more]

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