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UK News
20th Century Miracle Takes Flight At Last[more]
Former transport secretary Stephen Byers Accused of misleading MPs over Railtrack[more]
Lord Irvine of Lairg Unveils second stage plan for House of Lords reform[more]
English Heritage Announces most important Roman archaeological find for 50 years[more]
Health Secretary Alan Milburn Rejects call for ban on smacking children[more]
School registrar Jeremy Poulter Expels four boys for making ecstasy from internet recipe[more]
Memory expert Dr Keith Kendrick Says sheep possess a keen intellect[more]
World News
Bush and Blair Share Kodak Moment[more]
Mayor Michael Bloomberg Wins mayoral election[more]
Electrolux Launches first ever robot vacuum cleaner[more]
The European Commission Funds super-fast pan-European internet network[more]
Taliban To send suicide squads to seek and destroy US and Northern Alliance targets[more]
Sport
Scholes Fined £100,000[more]
Newcastle United midfielder Kieron Dyer Sent home from training camp in disgrace [more]
Sven Goran Eriksson Warns that Steven Gerrard may be on injury list[more]
Entertainment
Isabelle Huppert Stars in movie which is "smut dressed up as high art"[more]
Graham Norton To host new five-days-a-week chat show[more]
Robert Altman Opens London Film Festival[more]
The Farmer Wants a Wife[more]
Heroes of Ground Zero: New York`s Fire Fighters[more]
Night and Day[more]
Gwyneth Paltrow Plays 22 stone woman in new movie[more]
George Harrison Has last-ditch cancer treatment[more]

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