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UK News
Give Us Your F***ing Texts[more]
Professor Dick van Velzen Stockpiled hundreds of children`s body parts, tribunal is told[more]
Artist Gillian Carnegie Favourite to win Turner Prize[more]
JK Rowling Seeks ultimate Harry Potter fan to conduct exclusive interview[more]
Alleged hacker Gary McKinnon Faces extradition to US for breaking into top-security US military computers[more]
Home Office minister Hazel Blears Announces ban on replica guns in Violent Crime Reduction Bill[more]
Chief exec of the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority (QCA), Ken Boston Says A-levels will be axed within the next decade[more]
Morrisons Issues fifth profits warning in less than 12 months[more]
Transport Secretary Alistair Darling Unveils plan for pay-as-you-drive scheme[more]
Online gambling company PartyGaming Announces plan to float on Stock Market[more]
Genetic epidemiology professor Tim Spector Says a woman`s orgasm is hereditary[more]
Mentally ill 40 year-old Cheryl Green Placed in care of social workers after burning her baby to death[more]
Suspected killer Viktors Dembovskis Arrested for murder of London teenager Jeshma Raithatha[more]
World News
EU Constitution "Not Dead"[more]
Explorer Colonel John Blashford-Snell Discovers half-submerged wreck of early submarine[more]
Scuba diver Henri Murray "Swallowed almost whole" by great white shark[more]
Tony Blair Meets George W Bush to discuss G8 agenda[more]
Five year-old Saurabh Nagvanshi Inherits his father`s job as a policeman[more]
Meru National Park senior warden Mark Jenkins Fits elephants with SIM cards so they can keep in touch with sponsors[more]
Nintendo Bring Tamagotchi up to date with virtual Nintendog[more]
Sport
Paris Favourite To Host Olympics[more]
England defender Ashley Cole Lodges appeal against £100,000 tapping-up fine[more]
England cricket team Beat Bangladesh by an innings and 27 runs in second Test[more]
Lee Bowyer Summonsed to appear in court for Public Order offence[more]
Ricky Hatton Beats Kostya Tszyu in 11 rounds to win IBF light-welterweight title[more]
British Lions Beat Bay of Plenty and Taranaki as tour gathers momentum[more]
Spurs Offer to swap sporting director Frank Arnesen for two Chelsea players[more]
Tennis player Rafael Nadal Wins French open[more]
Entertainment
Anne Bancroft Dies of uterine cancer, aged 73[more]
Big Brother contestant Mary Is first to be evicted from series six[more]
Michael Jackson Has "sinister gift" for wooing young boys, says former PR manager[more]
Director Mike Nichols Wins Tony Award for Broadway hit Monty Python`s Spamalot[more]
Steve Coogan To star in movie version of The Persuaders[more]
British actor Christian Bale Stars in "violent and truly scary" Batman film that is "definitely not for kids"[more]
Jane Fonda Makes up with old adversary at Literary Festival[more]
Russell Crowe Arrested on assault charges[more]
Doctor Who[more]
HONEY, WE CAN’T GET RID OF THE KIDS[more]
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Martha & Me[more]
Trouble in Store[more]
Cutting Edge: Saving Amy[more]
Star Stitch-ups with Jeremy Beadle[more]
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