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UK News
Suicide Driver Was Naked[more]
Deputy head teacher David Morgan Jailed for five years for molesting girls in class[more]
Home Office minister Hazel Blears Plans mobile `phone hotline to your local bobby on the beat[more]
Barnardo`s Says school children get teased for healthy eating[more]
John Prescott Abandons plans for referendums on regional assemblies[more]
National Archives Launches definitive internet database of five million WWI veterans[more]
Road safety charity Brake Says drink-drive ads are not working[more]
World News
Massive Assault On Fallujah[more]
Palestinian leader Ahmed Qureia Heads for bitter showdown with Yasser Arafat`s wife[more]
Mayor Alexander Sakkers Orders police protection for Muslims after bombing of Islamic primary school[more]
Cobb County school board Go to court to defend evolution "theory" stickers[more]
Sport
The New Jim Nicholson[more]
West Bromwich Albion Appoint Bryan Robson as successor to Gary Megson[more]
Arsene Wenger Charged with improper conduct for calling Ruud van Nistelrooy a cheat[more]
British Olympic 10,000 metres runner Paula Radcliffe May run in 10,000m at World Championships[more]
Sale Sharks skipper Jason Robinson Named England rugby captain[more]
Entertainment
The Thames through Time[more]
Who Do You Think You Are? [more]
Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets [more]
The Smoking Room [more]
The Queen Attends premiere of Ladies in Lavender[more]
Robert Gorham aka Rob Da Bank Fills John Peel`s time slot on Radio 1[more]
David Beckham To play himself in $100m football movie trilogy, Goal![more]
Sir Elton John Says "f***ing", "w**k", "t**s", "b****r" and "b******s" on live radio[more]
The Streets star Mike Skinner Admits he lost tens of thousands in casino[more]

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