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UK News
End Of The Road For Northern Ireland Assembly?[more]
`Robocop` Ray Mallon Says he is standing for mayor[more]
Retired Open University professor James Forster Found guilty of carrying out a 12-year hate mail campaign[more]
Microsoft Caught napping on internet park bench[more]
David Dimbleby Shortlisted to be next chairman of BBC[more]
Secretary for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Margaret Beckett Announces three separate inquiries into foot-and-mouth epidemic[more]
Cab driver Barry Bagshaw Finds long-lost son in the back of his cab[more]
Mayor Mark Robinson Hurt in brawl after visit to lap dancing club[more]
World News
Pizzeria Suicide Nail Bomb Kills Eighteen[more]
George W Bush Announces federal funding for human embryo stem cell research[more]
US National Archives Authorises search for missing Watergate recordings[more]
Tobacco company Philip Morris Has $3billion damages reduced to $100million in Big Tobacco cancer case[more]
Sport
Eriksson Calls On Owen Hargreaves[more]
Ethiopian 10,000metres athlete Haile Gebrselassie Loses title at World Championships[more]
Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski Reach quarter-finals in Masters Series event[more]
Entertainment
EastEnders - It`s Your Party[more]
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Catching the Killers[more]
Britney Spears To sing a duet with Michael Jackson[more]
Jennifer Lopez Bans her fiancé from driving her Jag[more]
`Wombles` composer Mike Batt Breaks his neck in car accident[more]

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