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UK News
BBC Puts Blair`s Life In Danger[more]
The Queen Opens farm shop at Windsor Castle[more]
Office of National Statistics Lists Jedi Knight as a religion following census stunt[more]
Advertising Standards Authority Rules that women are better drivers than men[more]
Marks & Spencer Reports first increase in sales for three years[more]
Paper Hub Recycling Says over 1 million books pulped in Britain every month[more]
World News
Bin Laden Promises More Suicide Bombings[more]
Muslim leader Abdul Rehman Saleem Calls for assassination of Tony Blair[more]
FBI Says anthrax killing was almost certainly "foul play"[more]
Yasser Arafat Wins praise from Israel for crushing Bin Laden supporters[more]
Window cleaner Jan Demczur Used squeegee to escape from World Trade Centre lift[more]
Sport
Giant-Killing Grimsby Knock Out Cup Holders[more]
Spurs Beat Tranmere 0-4 in Worthington Cup[more]
Chelsea Beat Coventry 0-2 in Worthington Cup[more]
Leeds United Beat Leicester 0-6 in Worthington Cup[more]
Entertainment
L`Oreal Recruit Destiny`s Child star for ad campaign[more]
Brookside actress Claire Sweeney Tipped to star in hit musical[more]
The BBC Line up rape and stabbing for Eastenders specials[more]
Martin Clunes To narrate Merlin The Magical Puppy series[more]
The Blue Planet [more]
Baby Father[more]
Joined: the World of Siamese Twins[more]

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