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UK News
Conman Affair Descends Into `Farce`[more]
10-year-old Damilola Taylor Was killed by my boys, says father of acquitted teenagers[more]
Transport Secretary Alistair Darling To announce huge £2bn scheme for wider roads[more]
Anti smoking campaigner Dr Alex Bobak Claims 80% of smokers would rather give up sex than cigs[more]
Chiltern Railways Scraps first class compartments due to overcrowding[more]
Edinburgh Council leader Donald Anderson Says fire "will leave a gaping wound" in city[more]
World News
UN Anger As Bush Snatches Dossier[more]
Nobel Prize winning chemist Koichi Tanaka Says prize was awarded to the wrong man[more]
George W Bush Spends £235,000 on Christmas cards[more]
United Airlines Faces world`s biggest airline bankruptcy after losing $7m per day[more]
Sport
Keegan Hails City Slickers[more]
Everton striker Wayne Rooney Criticised for chewing gum and looking scruffy at BBC awards ceremony[more]
Essex captain Ronnie Irani Says England can triumph in one day internationals[more]
Entertainment
BBC1 Hits back at critics with "less populist" winter schedule[more]
Jack Nicholson Says he has lost his sex drive[more]
Vic Reeves To appear on Mastermind Christmas special[more]
Sir Elton John Reacts furiously after The Mirror slates his new single[more]
Champions League Live - Arsenal v Valencia[more]
Jamie`s Kitchen[more]
The Frank Skinner Show [more]

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