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UK News
Doctors` Watchdog Fails Patients[more]
Castleford Choral Society Banned from singing carols in shopping centre because they pose a fire risk[more]
Author George Courtauld Has surprise christmas bestseller with Pocket Book of Patriotism[more]
Former Cabinet secretary Lord Butler of Brockwell Accuses PM of "bad government"[more]
English teacher Justine Rowe Jailed for 12 months for lesbian affair with pupil[more]
Senior Lecturer in Epidemiology, Dr Andy Ness Says folic acid supplements may be linked to breast cancer[more]
Prince Hans-Adam II Pays £19,045,250 for ornate 18th Century cabinet[more]
Transport Secretary Alistair Darling Announces car pool lane trial for M1[more]
World News
1,000 Die Every Day in Hidden War[more]
Long-suffering parents Cat and Harlan Barnard Go on strike in protest against lazy children[more]
Councillor for the environment, Claudio Del Lungo Bans 4x4 vehicles from city centre[more]
Heavy metal guitarist Darrell `Dimebag` Abbott Shot dead on stage[more]
50 year-old grandmother Maria Tamares Freed after 11 days trapped in collapsed building with three children[more]
Aegis Defence Services Says al-Qaeda is planning sea attack[more]
Actress Emmy Rossum Shines as rising star in slow-moving Phantom of the Opera[more]
Sport
British Grand Prix Goes Ahead[more]
Boxer Danny Williams Equals record for heaviest heavyweight to compete for world title[more]
Entertainment
The X Factor[more]
Christmas Mania[more]
What We Still Don`t Know [more]
Agatha Christie`s Marple [more]
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