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UK News
Charles To Marry Camilla on April 8th[more]
Tony Blair Apologises to Guildford Four families for miscarriage of justice[more]
John Major Says he wrote letter of resignation after Black Wednesday[more]
Michael Howard Says Tories would jail an extra 14,000 criminals[more]
Foreign affairs committee chairman, Konstantin Kosachyov Accidentally gives away date of British general election[more]
Cloning pioneer Professor Ian Wilmut Granted licence to clone human embryos for research into motor neurone disease[more]
Ikea Causes riot over cut-price sofas at store opening[more]
Home secretary Charles Clarke Says migrant workers will have to pass a skills test to enter Britain[more]
Hungarian journalist Laszlo Biro Honoured for invention of best design under £10[more]
World News
An Historic Handshake[more]
Corporal Daniel Kenyon Says officers at Camp Bread Basket allowed Iraqis to be abused[more]
Cherie Blair Accidentally calls her dinner hosts as Australians[more]
Sony Unveils new low-cost supercomputer chip[more]
Mother of twins, Maricica Tescu Gives birth to second baby 59 days after the first[more]
Police officer Sgt Jay Osga Apprehends 4 year-old boy driving to video store at 1.30am[more]
Playwright Arthur Miller Dies, aged 89[more]
Sport
Dame Ellen Not Average[more]
American tycoon Malcolm Glazer Launches third bid for Man Utd takeover[more]
17 year-old boxer Amir Khan Almost knocked out in senior ABA Championship debut[more]
Chelsea Allegedly offered Ashley Cole £1million pay-rise at clandestine meeting[more]
Hampshire cricketer Kevin Pietersen Scores fastest ever century for England[more]
England football team Draw 0-0 with Holland in friendly international[more]
Manchester City Hold Chelsea to 0-0 draw[more]
Wales rugby union team Beat England 11-9 in Six Nations[more]
New England Patriots Beat Philadelphia Eagles 24-21 in Super Bowl XXXIX[more]
17-year-old women`s athletics star Samukaliso Sithole Is found to be a man[more]
Entertainment
Hugh Grant To buy £35million island retreat[more]
British Board of Film Classification Says James Bond films do not glamorise smoking[more]
Jeff Bridges Is "marvellous" in John Irving adaptation The Door in the Floor[more]
Scissor Sisters Win three awards at Brits[more]
Rock star Pete Doherty Freed from jail after four nights behind bars[more]
Nathan Barley [more]
The Orange British Academy Film Awards[more]
Ocean`s Eleven[more]
Desperately Seeking Sheila[more]
Nigel`s Place in France[more]
The Apprentice[more]
Fat Friends[more]

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