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UK News
Sunset Clause Keeps MPs Up All Night[more]
Churchill Insurance Says caring for a dog costs £20,000[more]
Mars Announces 700 job cuts[more]
Department for Transport Air Accident Investigation Branch (AAIB) Says falling door from Boeing 777 nearly hit couple walking dog[more]
British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) Urges women to try beer in third-pint glasses[more]
Chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality, Trevor Phillips Says segregation may help black kids in school[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Says Lib Dems can finally shatter the two-party system[more]
Harry Potter publishers Bloomsbury Reveals cover of Harry Potter book six[more]
Transplant patient Richard Lane Cured of diabetes by landmark operations[more]
Andrew Wragg, father of a terminally-ill 10 year-old Says his wife agreed to killing of their son[more]
Nintendo Launches new DS hand-held console[more]
IRA Says it offered to kill the men who murdered innocent father-of-two[more]
15 year-old John Winter Freezes to death walking home from disco in T-shirt[more]
World News
Bananas in Pyjamas[more]
Chechen president Aslan Maskhadov Shot dead in battle with Russian special forces[more]
British Medical Journal Says coalition is "wholly irresponsible" for not counting civilian deaths[more]
Prime minister Omar Karami Returns to office a week after being forced to resign[more]
Sport
Pearce Takes Over After Keegan Exit[more]
Racing driver Giancarlo Fisichella Wins Australian grand prix[more]
Tiger Woods Returns to No.1 in world rankings with Ford Championship victory[more]
Chelsea Beat Barcelona 4-2 in Champions` League[more]
Arsenal Beat Portsmouth 3-0 with hat-trick from Henry[more]
Entertainment
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 11-03-05 [more]
Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05[more]
Parkinson[more]
Supervolcano[more]
A Clockwork Orange[more]
First Love, Second Chance[more]
Jamie`s School Dinners[more]
The Government Inspector[more]
Sir Ian McKellen To appear on Coronation Street[more]
Comedian Dave Allen Dies, aged 68[more]
George Lucas Says new Star Wars movie is not for kids[more]
Director Michael Winterbottom Releases "brilliant... masterpiece" of pornography[more]

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