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UK News
Serial Rapist Wins £7 Lotto Jackpot[more]
Department for Education and Skills Announces delay to English exam results[more]
Michael Howard Pledges hard line on crime[more]
Economist Professor David Greenaway Says uninsured drivers should have their cars crushed[more]
Erotic performance artist Rosie Lugosi the Vampire Queen Stalked by lesbian Inland Revenue clerk, court is told[more]
Former City financial controller Diane Winship Advised to delete daughter from her CV to help get a job, tribunal is told[more]
Prince Andrew Forced to take out a mortgage to renovate Queen Mum`s house[more]
Dorset police Trial QPod Sport off-road pursuit buggy[more]
George W Bush Nominates former spy Porter Goss to head CIA[more]
World News
Five Brit Tourists Die In Bus Crash[more]
Police chief Vincenzo Giacobbe Says receptionist accidentally sent Blair family intinerary to news agencies[more]
20 year-old Private Lee O`Callaghan Died a hero a week before he was due to come home[more]
Christopher Columbus Is not buried Santa Maria cathedral, says anthropologists[more]
Sport
Owen Spectates As Gerrard Shines[more]
Rangers Lose 2-1 to CSKA Moscow in Champions` League third qualifying round first leg[more]
Entertainment
Bjork To sing at opening of olympic Games[more]
Pamela Anderson Lee Launches her first novel[more]
Justin Timberlake To marry Cameron Diaz[more]
The BBC Tests system that allows viewers to download favourite TV programmes[more]
Animal Games[more]
My Breasts Are Too Big[more]
Nip/Tuck[more]

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